This is stupid and dumb so I'm going to ignore it.
Pacman sobs. Red letters come from his mouth, spelling "why."
John from homestuck.
Attempted rape?
A lamp emits yellow triangles from two sides, and rests on a poorly drawn table.
The all seeing yellow eye with a crooked pupil, surrounded by a blue and purple cloud-like thing, for emphasis.
A cat meows.
Jedediyah is a criminal.
Jimmy, a pink, faintly sexual-looking, cashew-shaped, many-legged, orange-striped creature, throws a pink and blue beach ball.
Gray hates White, who resembles cocaine.
When it's sunny, Johann is a caterpillar. But when the sun has one less ray, he becomes bacon.
a fish with a doughnut attached to its head sits, bored.