Don't got no money fo this baby! Time ta drink me some Pine-Sol...

That ballerina has a ... has a ... has a man-part down there...

Some people REALLY like their marshmallows burnt to a goddamned crisp.

Chocolate softserve, oh how I love your black electricity.

"Well, Sheriff Tate, turns out you're not the good guy after all," said the astronaut cryptically.

Pencil Showdown '12 ends in brutality and horror.

"All right, baby, let's fire up the chainsaw," or: Quentin Tarantino's next picture.

A chair and a refrigerator brave the storm, turn'd out-of-doors like King Lear of yore.

A Bioshock Splicer is gettin' all singer-songwriter up in here.

The catastrophic eruption of the fabled Mayo Volcano.

Two elks... and they are in love SO MUCH.

Ah, fornication and lightning bolts. My favorite.