Two elks... and they are in love SO MUCH.

Ah, fornication and lightning bolts. My favorite.

AJ, look out for the blood!

Why am I surrounded by four butts?!

Questions abound in freshman college lectures.

A hipster reading Arabian poetry to his cat---the only sentient object who listens to him.

"NO! THE WORST TRAGEDY IN HISTORY! I SPILLED MY CRAN-TINI!"

Some people REALLY like their marshmallows burnt to a goddamned crisp.

A man screams, distraught, throwing a human arm like it isn't the first time he's discarded a human limb.

No! Not there! Eww!

Stacy bought a new shirt. Stacy's new shirt is plaid. Good for you, Stacy, you slut.

Bookish students escape the dorms on a stormy night.