A triangle faced alien being slightly confused about the prostitute in the back of his car

a snake telling the REAL story of three little pigs (the pigs die)

Dad is getting ready to go in dry ;)

he is in pain, but laughing because it is funny

Pokémon gotta catch'em all. It's you and me. Cause its my destiny. Pokémon. Cause you're my best friend.

women thought she could stick a sword up her vagina. Didn't end to well

a court jester trying to break dance, but failing miserably. awkies.

oooooooooooooh yeah!!!!

A chick who is clearly delirious to the factor that she, is indeed, the one who is the ugly duckling. ALSO YOLO because well. She should go

a painful death

braclet