Dad is getting ready to go in dry ;)

he is in pain, but laughing because it is funny

A triangle faced alien being slightly confused about the prostitute in the back of his car

Pokémon gotta catch'em all. It's you and me. Cause its my destiny. Pokémon. Cause you're my best friend.

a snake telling the REAL story of three little pigs (the pigs die)

women thought she could stick a sword up her vagina. Didn't end to well

a court jester trying to break dance, but failing miserably. awkies.

oooooooooooooh yeah!!!!

A chick who is clearly delirious to the factor that she, is indeed, the one who is the ugly duckling. ALSO YOLO because well. She should go

a painful death

braclet