Don't kick giant razor blades

An orange cat-like creature with small angel wings. It has a staff and a bandoleer.

George Costanza

That one lame guy who wears his hat backwards and posts on 4chan

a car with a diver who has brown hair

Hatsune Miku

nothing better than cake after crossing a bridge over a river of lava

Cigs ate a child

Someone talking about EvE online solar system maps.

CARL ON DUTY

chrybdis or whatever is breathing fire

The blue cheetah is running 60 miles per hour