That one lame guy who wears his hat backwards and posts on 4chan

a car with a diver who has brown hair

Don't kick giant razor blades

Hatsune Miku

nothing better than cake after crossing a bridge over a river of lava

Cigs ate a child

Someone talking about EvE online solar system maps.

CARL ON DUTY

chrybdis or whatever is breathing fire

The blue cheetah is running 60 miles per hour

In A.D. 2101

Willy Wonka has got some crazy long arms.