he is crying for the obvious reason that his mouth is on fire

It is a wizard but a very specific one. A wizard drawn by a 3 year old.

The British Bulldog/Detective is receiving the details of his new crime to solve as he fidgets in his jacket pocket for his good pipe.

MOM!!! THE OCTUPUS IS TOUCHING ME AGAIN!!! DO I NEED TO PULL THIS CAR OVER!!!

Profile of woman's x-ray, revealing that she is pregnant with a very large jelly bean

Hank was just told the horrible news over the telephone of his dog being ran over by his neighbor, then the power went out.

The all knowing eye ironically does not know

a dog eating spugetti

he likes blue cheese but loves some salad.

yourself as the opposite sex

person with all joints bending the wrong way and feet for hands and hands for feet.

depict the greatest moment of your life