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The next sacrifice to Emenhotep, God emperor of the squirrels
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God is Egyptian
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A man sees the face of God, and hey, turns out is was the Egyptian Pharoh.
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Dude is confused about what deity he is worshipping. He claims it's a pharoh [sic] but that isn't a deity. Maybe he means a sphinx?
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Choosing between Christianity, Buddhism, and Ancient Egyptian Paganism is quite the challenge.
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Welcome to McReligion (TM), may I take your order?
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Chocolate ice cream.
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ice cream made of poo or chocolate? I sure as hell arent gonna try it
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Dog turd is puzzled that small child is crying
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Someone whines about their ruined sandle, sandle wonders "why is she yas?
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Boy accidentally kills his laptop while high. Laptop's last words: "Why?"
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a walrus-looking man splashes water on a defective video card
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Sabertooth Goat
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vampire creep cat
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meowth
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Purple blob with green tentacles is happy
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octopus dicks
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Octopi in the mafia
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octopussy kills!
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Science gone wrong.
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Hank was just told the horrible news over the telephone of his dog being ran over by his neighbor, then the power went out.
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Hank receives terrible news. His car has been attacked and destroyed by a dog.
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Hanks car got eaten by a dog.
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Car about to be eaten by a robotic croc-o-dog.
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sick dog calling for the taxi
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dog pointing to a yellow tank
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Argh, another one of these! Burn everything!
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someone smirking at a burning hand doing spock's sign
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Aftermath of fingering a ginger girl
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I have no regrets. My whole life was UNLIMITED GINGER WORKS
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GINGER!
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Ginger smiling
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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