Hello, my name is miss poker face and I have long purple hair. My legs seem to be wanting to go somewhere without me... LEGS, WAIT FOR ME!

She looked at you, her face twisted in a grin, "Bow to me mortals," she said. You have obeyed. (you better obey!)

HE’S THE MAYOR OF FUCKSTICK JUNCTION LOCATED SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF PRETEND ASS NOWHERE.

"Mom, that dinosaur stole our christmas tree..." I said... "GET BACK HERE!" mom shouted. The dinosaur never came back...

"FUCK THIS SHIT!" he screamed seeing a purple cat-snake looking out of his houses window.

"Bla, blabla, blablabla..." Just keep smiling and try not to throw these chips at his face... I hope he will shut up soon...

1M GO1NG TO CUT YOUR THRO4T 4ND L1ST3N TO YOU BL33D WH1L3 1 SM3LL YOU D1E

Oh father, your ass is sticking out.

One eyed bear... His eye is weirdly red and yellow.

PAST ME IS THE DUMBEST BUCKET OF FESTERING DISCHARGE I EVER FELL ASS BACKWARDS INTO.

RIGHT NOW THERE’S A LUMBERJACK SPLITTING WOOD ON MY THINK PAN.

OH, HA HA! IF SMUG WAS A MOTORCYCLE, IT JUST JUMPED OVER A FUCKING CANYON. THE CROWD GOES WILD WITH DISMAY, AND THEN COMMITS MASS SUICIDE.