Oh father, your ass is sticking out.

One eyed bear... His eye is weirdly red and yellow.

PAST ME IS THE DUMBEST BUCKET OF FESTERING DISCHARGE I EVER FELL ASS BACKWARDS INTO.

RIGHT NOW THERE’S A LUMBERJACK SPLITTING WOOD ON MY THINK PAN.

OH, HA HA! IF SMUG WAS A MOTORCYCLE, IT JUST JUMPED OVER A FUCKING CANYON. THE CROWD GOES WILD WITH DISMAY, AND THEN COMMITS MASS SUICIDE.

Christmas tree is not impressed.

YOUR BRITTLE SKULL IS WHAT IS WEAK, AND IF YOU AND I WERE IN THE PROXIMITY OF A BLUNT INSTRUMENT I WOULDN’T HAVE MUCH TROUBLE PROVING IT.

"Duuuuuuuurp" says the carrot.

Dead Daves are the enemy.

It looks like an axe... Yes... This is an axe... I'm pretty sure. And the handle is brown. And there is ketchup on it. Mmmm, yummy ketchup!

"Hello, I am the square guy and I am being formal... lolwut?" -poker face-

He's nor replying to me... Why is he not replying? Does he hate me now? I miss him...