Kirby wields two pizza slices angrily, demanding additional toppings and at least five more games exclusive to the Wii-U.

The Pleiades constellation shines brightly through a lumpy brown loaf of banana bread.

A toddler whose mother is at Jazzercise naps and has a nightmare about Veggie Tales.

Most average MIT student

Kermit the frog demands of us that we refer to him as "GOD" as he licks his partner's balls and we dive roughly into his tight asshole.

A shark-shaped cloud madly demands money from the citizens below as he rains down on their homes, threatening to oxidize them to death.

Doodle or Die

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Shrek is love, Shrek is life

A mermaid with a transcranial head wound brought on by sharp object wields a hacksaw in her right hand and a hook for her missing left hand.

A Rorschach test represented by blue and grey circles. To me, it represents an old hippopotamus with beautiful baby blue eyes.

A man with a bowling ball for a head and a snug turtleneck expresses malaise.

A BANANA rests comfortable on a silver platter.

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