Kermit the frog demands of us that we refer to him as "GOD" as he licks his partner's balls and we dive roughly into his tight asshole.

A shark-shaped cloud madly demands money from the citizens below as he rains down on their homes, threatening to oxidize them to death.

Kirby wields two pizza slices angrily, demanding additional toppings and at least five more games exclusive to the Wii-U.

/b/ pays to win Doodle or Die at 4:30 in the morning.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

A mermaid with a transcranial head wound brought on by sharp object wields a hacksaw in her right hand and a hook for her missing left hand.

A Rorschach test represented by blue and grey circles. To me, it represents an old hippopotamus with beautiful baby blue eyes.

A man with a bowling ball for a head and a snug turtleneck expresses malaise.

The Pleiades constellation shines brightly through a lumpy brown loaf of banana bread.

A BANANA rests comfortable on a silver platter.

The Waifu Age crawls to a stop as intrusive but simple arithmetic creeps into our Oculus Rift's HUD, distracting us from glorious senpai.

Tumblr raids /v/ while eating pizza and drowning in gold-flecked vodka.