A slime from Dragon Quest has been mistaken for a Pokemon.

Speed Racer has joined radical islam. Other members aren't sure of his loyalty.

Kirby finds something even he won't inhale

Drink bleach if your nuts

Black Dynamite surfaces from a portal to hell. He reaches for someone to help him out, but theres noone around

2 eggs sunny side up with an eggplant for flavor

Gigantic cigarettes are destroying the city. The sun calmly comments "Holy Shit"

A giant turtle is visiting town, causing an uproar, but all hes looking for is a spot of tea.

The Blue Peoples Republic will never forget the "The Great Space Needle Disaster of '65"

Man has no clothes to hang in his closet so he decides to hang himself (in his closet)

A happy ant is slurping some some iced tea alongside his good friend, the blue tennis shoe with an abnormally large tongue