Well, it's that time of winter! Let's start collecting sap from the poop tree.

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Although Eugene loved going to his Dominatrix, he hated it when she used the ladybug on him.

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The Jack Russell terrier became furious when he discovered that his body was just some unfinished, orange linework.

The two elderly blue women were decapitated.

The man eagerly threw his fish back into the ocean while his friends cheered him on. They were there to catch octopus, not fish.

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A sandwich full of lettuce, cheese, and a little slice of Americana.

The force of the arrow lodged in Ted's butt caused his stomach to explode.

The blue hot dog decided to wear her blue cocktail dress to the party, AGAIN.

Skeptical dude with a fauxhawk asks about the hamsters. He is in a straightjacket...oh god what did he do to the hamsters??! Oh god!

Ted just realized he and his dwarf friend showed up to the GHOSTS rally wearing the wrong color. Quite the fashion faux pas.

A ginger doll and life size cookie laugh together. The whole thing is rather unsettling

Bart Simpson was struck dead, impaled while eating his cheese danish

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