A ginger doll and life size cookie laugh together. The whole thing is rather unsettling

Bart Simpson was struck dead, impaled while eating his cheese danish

Two people flinging poo at each other

A ghost wearing a frilly pink apron cooks eggs and bacon for his wife.

Duck, motherf*cker, do you speak it??

A man journals about the day he had to quarantine his air conditioner because it was a biohazard.

The turtle hid the sausage and bacon inside his shell for safe-keeping.

Man with no pants becomes very angry when you insult his black t-shirt.

That cat may be fat, but he sure can play the piano.

And so the stuffed giraffe tumbled off the cliff to his death.

The surfer did not expect the waves to defy gravity when he rode his hotdog surfboard.

James waited as long as he could for his date, but the giraffes staring him down were beginning to make him sweat.