"wait," b said, chasing after a. "No, no more waiting," a cried, shaking its head tearfully, "im sick of waiting for you to change."

not homosuck.

half human half chair hybrid with owl eyes underneath says "durr"

CATerpillar sob

the beer explodes, obviously someone did something wrong.

SWIPER NO FUCKING SWIPING YOU DOUCHE

man on soap cries "uh oh!!!!" as red sevens converge in on him. oh god, get out of there man.

UNACCEPTABBBBLEEEEEEE

angry bird with giant, muscled arm.