"wait," b said, chasing after a. "No, no more waiting," a cried, shaking its head tearfully, "im sick of waiting for you to change."

CATerpillar sob

not homosuck.

the beer explodes, obviously someone did something wrong.

SWIPER NO FUCKING SWIPING YOU DOUCHE

man on soap cries "uh oh!!!!" as red sevens converge in on him. oh god, get out of there man.

half human half chair hybrid with owl eyes underneath says "durr"

UNACCEPTABBBBLEEEEEEE

angry bird with giant, muscled arm.