Mister dragon I've had enough of your sassy mouth.

Uh oh, looks like Ace Dick went and tried to imagine a gun again. Someone give the poor man some candy corn liquor.

The watermelon looked upon the scene in horror, tears streaming down it's face.

A surprisingly kind creeper is offering you a choice of drinks

A duck is trying to hide in the bush, but he's not very well hidden. He's quacking too much!

This shit is confusing

An orange-haired man is complaining about his head. He must have a headache!

We just don't know.

Oh goodness, Sonic the Hedgehog now has a cookie for a body. He looks as confused as the rest of us.

Our Hero, the Ninja Man is fighting the evil T.V. robot megazord!

And then suddenly: kittens. Kittens everywhere.

BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUUUUT ME OFF --Dirk's Head