The watermelon looked upon the scene in horror, tears streaming down it's face.

A surprisingly kind creeper is offering you a choice of drinks

A duck is trying to hide in the bush, but he's not very well hidden. He's quacking too much!

Mister dragon I've had enough of your sassy mouth.

This shit is confusing

An orange-haired man is complaining about his head. He must have a headache!

We just don't know.

Oh goodness, Sonic the Hedgehog now has a cookie for a body. He looks as confused as the rest of us.

Our Hero, the Ninja Man is fighting the evil T.V. robot megazord!

Uh oh, looks like Ace Dick went and tried to imagine a gun again. Someone give the poor man some candy corn liquor.

And then suddenly: kittens. Kittens everywhere.

BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUUUUT ME OFF --Dirk's Head