Doodle or Die

Super-detailed sentient bone is crying. He was probably diagnosed with osteoporosis.

If you have been spamming these punk posts with FreeAccount, moocowmoo, just know that I have been very disappointed by your behaviour.

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Delighted Han Solo responds to old Ben Kenobi's criticism of his driving skills with the most civilized sarcasm this side of the Outer Rim.

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Computer mouse genespliced with a real one - has science gone too far?

Flashback from the time you accidentally entered a NSFW furry convention and found out that the escape route was blocked.

Smurf forgetting the personal space.

Monochrome version of the manly handshake from the movie The Predator, but starring the yellow fish and the man peeing in its mouth.

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It's a field of yellow flowers with calm blue mountains in the background. There are blue and orange butterflies flying around. This is art.

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Holy Squidward in bath robes forcing Spongebob to do push-ups.

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Japanese ice cream commercial.

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Nobody ever asks HOW is the duck.

"Dang it, Bobby! That's not white paint. That's glue! Now Lady Bird is stuck in the doghouse! Bobby you are the jabroni of the earth I never respect you low life fat garbage I wish my uhutra was narrow enough that you had never been born, I'll tell you hwat!"

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