For every prince that I eat whole, the nobler I shall become! Ti-hi~hiiiiiiiiii!

Merry jelly beans at the ball pit!

Pauleru Blartto the Osaka Mall Cop.

Dennis the "Special Education" Menace.

Popeye accidentally confuses spinach with marijuana and now his gains are incredible!

A distraught woman is holding Sonic pornography that has a noticeable lack of effort put into it; this disappoints her, but also brings shame upon her whole family and community.

Parker! I want pictures! Pictures of amazing happy dog!

And the furtive pygmy, so easily clapped.

Crossbreed Priscilla just got the backstage pass to banishment. (⁀ᗢ⁀)

That lovely scene from Game of Thrones where Gregor Clegane duelled Oberyn Martell hot dog.

Milestone in human evolution is reached, when the first human brachiopod touches the grass.

Nobody ever asks HOW is the duck.