Mark Twain caught evolution in action.

SOME KIND OF SEXY ASS ICE PRINCESS WITH HER MINOTAUR BITCH AND THE SEXIEST GOLD BOW I SEEN UP IN A MINUTE.

Quit playing World of Warcraft after you shit your pants.

Having trouble understanding acid rain.

Daddy likes to crossdress, lil Timmy.

Let the ogre taste this Mexican feast.

Hulkette.

Minimum wage.

There's a reason these sunflowers stay so sad and sober.

Dennis is a damned dunce.

George W Bush is most likely a Muslim conspirator with the Bin Laden family.

Only Professor Birdingham can save the saddest children from their inevitable volcano lava death. He comes from the clouds of rainbows.