Mark Twain caught evolution in action.

Let the ogre taste this Mexican feast.

Hulkette.

Minimum wage.

There's a reason these sunflowers stay so sad and sober.

Dennis is a damned dunce.

Doodle or Die

SOME KIND OF SEXY ASS ICE PRINCESS WITH HER MINOTAUR BITCH AND THE SEXIEST GOLD BOW I SEEN UP IN A MINUTE.

Quit playing World of Warcraft after you shit your pants.

George W Bush is most likely a Muslim conspirator with the Bin Laden family.

Only Professor Birdingham can save the saddest children from their inevitable volcano lava death. He comes from the clouds of rainbows.

Black sex doll just takes the sweet lovin.

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GUCCI MANE BURR SO ICY LEMONADE BRICKSQUAD

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