alien contortionist is confused by simple color/human equations

look at this it's the cutest thing i've ever seen! little snake love aw

man is devastated upon discovering his aluminum container is completely devoid of breath freshener candy

roller derby girls chillin on a dock with pistachios

those things people put in between their toes for pedicures

those stick wafer straw things that grandmas eat

a literal chain of thought

a bad sport :(

dead/dying frightening person puking everywhere. gross

a bottle of lotion surrounded by popcorn?

gal pals

BLUE APOCALYPSE