alien contortionist is confused by simple color/human equations

man is devastated upon discovering his aluminum container is completely devoid of breath freshener candy

roller derby girls chillin on a dock with pistachios

those things people put in between their toes for pedicures

those stick wafer straw things that grandmas eat

a literal chain of thought

a bad sport :(

dead/dying frightening person puking everywhere. gross

a bottle of lotion surrounded by popcorn?

look at this it's the cutest thing i've ever seen! little snake love aw

gal pals

BLUE APOCALYPSE