A giant orange in a vase points a pink gun right in this guys face.

Doodle or Die

whoah. whoah. wow. Its like a psychodelic glistening sugar-fest with candy.

Angry Kermit decimates Ms. Piggy. Ms Piggy has a gun but Kermit got the drop on her with the golf club. Kermit seems naked.

Someone with a chronic, debilitating, maladaptive, asocial scatological fetish skirts the line between expression and deviency online.

Doodle or Die

The desk was suprised by an intruder at 11:00 am but there was nowhere to run.

Someone throws a towel down and it has yellow paint on it.

ACUTE AND CORNY joke about lions

troublesome man pees on fish

A blobby blue cyclops calls 911 and asks for cheetos, and is sitting on a wierd anthropomorphic blue chair in a porno kinda way.

A sloppy cute otter fetus

fire snake is sick. he tosses the fire blob from his mouth with anger.

Doodle or Die

The zombified hypnoboob serpentine red-eyed witch and her hypnotized lackey attack.

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