you turned into a doritos girl, what do?

Someone really, really loves guacamole.

You may now kiss the bride

Miss Piggy and Kermit, dressed for the part, are getting married.

miss piggy is being abused by kermit he looks pissed shes getting married tho, girl what you doing??

kermit threatens miss piggy with a broken golf club

kermit holding a golf club towards miss piggy holding a gun while being naked

Angry Kermit decimates Ms. Piggy. Ms Piggy has a gun but Kermit got the drop on her with the golf club. Kermit seems naked.

Kermit playing golf and uses miss piggy head as a ball