"I thought that I had ruined my Real Doll and was going to have to get rid of it. Well, I re-purposed it instead. It's my new DVD player."

The fearsome and deadly Red Skull was reduced to tears when he saw the majestic beauty of a rainbow. "How can I be evil with such beauty?"

In hindsight, hiring Otto the drunk Octopus to conduct the Symphony was a mistake but for one glorious night, it was allllrightttt.

Sure, Tray was stoned and since he was a snail it REALLY got on top of him. But he knew he was really fucked up when he saw a random rainbow

Sick of being relegated to Player 2 status, Luigi quick princess saving and got into teaching. He lords his superior math skills over Mario

Mr. Kool-Aide couldn't stand it any longer. he finally poured himself a glass OF himself and took a sip. "Not bad," he thought, "Not bad."

Balthazar the Electric Octopus was feeling down until he plugged into an electrical outlet. After that...he was feelin' groovy.

We sneak in on the annual meeting of the teenage J shaped girl's camping trip. As per usual gossip is spread around the camp fire.

"You said there would be peace in the skies," yelled S-Shine, Crip leader. "I said a lot of things," responded Blood leader Glitz. He fired.

"Oh Carrot," the Cent symbol hissed, "I've been waiting for this."

Malt loved two things in this world: Shirt's with his name on it and pink gumballs bigger then his head. Today...today he got both.

The Cheshire Cat shows off his sweet new illuminating watch face to everyone.