Alphonse wanted to break all the social norms so he put cheese puffs in his hair, bright white eyes and, worst yet, a pierced eyebrow.

Jimmy "Tusk-to-see-you" Watters, the world's worst walrus.

Malt loved two things in this world: Shirt's with his name on it and pink gumballs bigger then his head. Today...today he got both.

The Elves knew it all too well. After a few eggnogs, Santa became kind of a prick. "No presents for you," he bellowed to crying kids "Dorks"

Avid Francophile and beret wearer Oliver 'OP' Paris tells the Eiffel Tower that he "Fucking loves Europe!" The Eiffel Tower doesn't care.

The Cheshire Cat shows off his sweet new illuminating watch face to everyone.

"I SHOULDN'T slam my hand in the car door...huh. The more you know is right. Thanks NBC PSA and the cast of Saved by the Bell!"

"I want to kill this alien," Captain Johnson said, "But look at him...he's dancing!" "He's got skills, sir." "Damn right!"

All the other bees thought it was creepy when Jim would grab his stinger, wave it at flowers and say breathlessly "That's what Daddy likes."

Jim didn't want to call his blind date Susan a crazy cat lady, but then he saw Snuggles, her Tye-dyed, jewelry & scarf wearing tabby.

After years of a wearing a wrong proscription monocle and a top hat too small for his head, Mr. Peanut was committed to an insane asylum.

As the intense rays of the sun slowly melted Jim's body, he had many regrets - namely getting as close to the sun as possible.