My current status.

Kurt Cobain Viking getting curtain called before his opera finished.

draw the thing to your left because the fucktard before me can't draw for a damn and I have no feasible idea for his down-syndrome picture

It's so hot, that the cactus passed out.

Sorry, I accidentally threw telephone poles at your face from a second story window.

Sarah Palin plays super mario.

Smurfs out the ass.

the south, circa 1827

Hairy Marsh-mellow in a Bikini loves you.

Brock Obama

It's over 9,000!!!

Tats on my body like an art exhibit.