Sarah Palin plays super mario.

Smurfs out the ass.

It's so hot, that the cactus passed out.

the south, circa 1827

Hairy Marsh-mellow in a Bikini loves you.

draw the thing to your left because the fucktard before me can't draw for a damn and I have no feasible idea for his down-syndrome picture

Brock Obama

New Chain

It's over 9,000!!!

Tats on my body like an art exhibit.

A giant robot doing a ballet dance in a pink tutu.

wanking it to a type-writer

a fire-breathing sea monkey with a pink shell

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