Toad, donning armour, a shield and a hammer, is no longer a champion and is promptly banished from his homeland.

'You've obtained a Steak!'

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Divine swan.

Doodle or Die

A ticket person at the cinema gives a cutomer a ticket to see the 15 rated film Penguins, but the ticket is abbreviated to 'PEN 15'.

A lizard-fish hybrid has a slice of pizza from the box.

An orange finds itself trapped between some gears.

And it was all yelloooooow~

Doodle or Die

A trick-or-treat bowl full of purple and blue jawbreakers, but one. That one is a poisonous jawbreaker that is black with a red skull on it.

The moon projectile vomits at the Earth.

A clown gets pissed at a guy who bashes his nose in with a coconut.

A siamese twin explains the definition of low self-esteem to his brother.

A cupcake on the road being viewed from high up.

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