a rock
A lonely rock in the middle of a plain
The Moon is sad because he's travelling on a plane.
The moon enters an aeroplane to seek revenge on those who defied him.
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT THE MOON?!?
The Moon is sick and tired of all the Earth's inane drama and is about to bring the hurt.
The moon is angry with many lines in its face, shooting a magical death beam at earth. Harry Potter death beam? AVARDA KADAVR or whatever.
The moon projectile vomits at the Earth.
The moon is disgusted with earth
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!