A wonderful drawing of a man in fancy clothing that stares into your soul. He sees that your eyes are open.

Onyx is taking a shower while Pikachu watches.

Two soldiers and a general on skates toast after they nail a giraffe to the ground so a wildebeest stampede comes and tramples it to death.

A girl went to Subway and bought her very first sub sandwich. She seems very elated about it and cradles the sub like a newborn baby.

7-11 goes to Elmo.

A Nintendo fan girl with a Pikachu t-shirt uses Mario and Link dolls as lifting weights.

A pink girl sure loves ass 'n titties.

The the guy decided to ditch his car and swim into the vast blue ocean.

A Papa's John delivery girl punches a shark in the face and tells him to pay for his pizza. But too bad, the shark doesn't have any money.

Two tribal meerkats come out of their holes on a Tuesday to worship the Great Green Skull God, who comes and blocks the sun every 500 years.

A grey cat who hasn't slept in days is surrounded by black octopus ink.

Two cops, Gaylord BitchMcCocks and Moosefag fight off a giant worm trying to create a second 9/11. One says if salt would work to kill it.