Above the clouds, standing on top of the tallest mountain, there's a wooden castle.

The castle stood, lonely, atop a mountain. The adventurer scaled it, knowing not what his future held.

An adventurer stands helplessly as the giant blue cat defends his target. The adventurer remembers he could use destruction magic on the cat

Kitty battles explosive lines in the Mushroom Kingdom

General Cat's bomb army wreak havoc on the battlefield. Doctor Von Dog became desperate and sent out his experimental soldiers into battle.

The resulting atomic explosion destroyed the abomination of catdoge once and for all... OR DID IT?

Then the moment the ritually painted weasels had been waiting for arrived: the eclipse of the Sun with the Green Sky Skull!

Two tribal meerkats come out of their holes on a Tuesday to worship the Great Green Skull God, who comes and blocks the sun every 500 years.

The green skull stares in the terrified rabbit's eyes. He opens his jaws slowly, then, in a loud, booming voice, he says: "You're an ass."