jesus watches his creations paint a sexy picture of him

jesus is stripping. in a club. thats what he is doing. that is your prompt.

among us sus

jesus is testing his gag reflex. in a perverted way.

jesus has a pet shrek

jesus is creating a sexy rock

god is actually slapping Jesus right now. so much chaos is ensuing.

you just hit jesus with your car but he is wearing a speedo and tie

jesus just pooped on a mans head, oopsie.

Imagine this: Jesus in lingerie while god is his body guard

sussy jesus