jesus has a pet shrek
jesus watches his creations paint a sexy picture of him
jesus is testing his gag reflex. in a perverted way.
jesus is creating a sexy rock
god is actually slapping Jesus right now. so much chaos is ensuing.
jesus is stripping. in a club. thats what he is doing. that is your prompt.
you just hit jesus with your car but he is wearing a speedo and tie
jesus just pooped on a mans head, oopsie.
Imagine this: Jesus in lingerie while god is his body guard
sussy jesus
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