Jessica, an obese and abused teen girl, tries to be someone she is not through makeup and being a poser. She goes home to eat cake and meat.

Didimo, a shape-shifting elf, looks like a door with a green tentacle, brown feet, orange hand and red head. The waters part for him?

Tim, an invisible drill instructor, urgently drives from the napalm manufacturing plant in his red vehicle of indiscernible build.

Arnold was born with an elongated nose and two mouths. He stares with dismay at his red-polka-dotted walls.

Jim, who has green eyes, releases a rather squeaky toot. Arnold looks at him questioningly. Will this installment affect their friendship?

Samus was recently battling Link, who promptly severed her body waste-down. She now lays in the snow, awaiting a bloody death.

The Atlantian council of elite mer-wigs met in the council chambers to debate the presidential policies of the sub-aquatic city-state.

Easy. Thar be a water jug. Like, in an office. Four bubbles drift lightly upward.

Kris, a skinny pearl-diver raised in the Caribbeans, insulted his friend Dalph--a whale. Dalph now contemplates the weight of this event.

Your're smooching with your sweetie when the phone rings. They claim to be her father, yet he is dead. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!

Steven was rejected from his Bosmeri family for his pink hair. He wound up with a lycanthrope named Arkun, and they battle across Tamriel.

A pissed-off hisser with makeup threatening you should you refer to her by the name "Squaw" again.