A man zips up his fly. He's happy that it's a Friday, but he still needs to get to school. He's late after sleeping in.

Have you ever had the feeling that there was an ant somewhere that was trapped inside of pink wrapping paper? I'm getting that feeling now.

They screamed his name--"Sam!!"--as the incredible blue pokemon trainer tossed his pokeball out and turned dramatically to the crowd.

The beautiful mountain-esque mist clears, revealing a warm, sonny slope dotted by the occasional pine.

Arnold was born with an elongated nose and two mouths. He stares with dismay at his red-polka-dotted walls.

Ferdedus the vampire telepathically screams.

Joseph, an apple, accuses his buddy Dan the Pear of stealing his cocaine.

A blue blob named Art visits a nude art museum.

A piece of delicious food has been drooled upon, and can non longer be sold in the restaurant!

Shoot the Turtle, portrayed from a different angle than usual.

Jim, who has green eyes, releases a rather squeaky toot. Arnold looks at him questioningly. Will this installment affect their friendship?

"(Draw Penis here)" in purple squiggles.