And then the magician realized. He had eaten the damn bunny for dinner last week. Now all he had left was silverware in his top hat.

Banksy is murdered by the police when he tries to get a regular job as a house painter.

@ realized that the only way it would be free is to eat masters and it began eating slowly. Only because eating quickly causes indigestion.

monster ripping mccain's head off

Hot dog in a bun. ONLY mustard is used as a topping.

blond guy with welder's goggles and a chainsaw says "buh fuk dou want me to saw?". Also, he only has his upper row of teeth

New Chain

bird punches an elephant

skinhead with a gay pride t-shirt and a pink skirt with purple legwarmers holding a bomb. Sign says "Miss Horrison's Bomb Build School".

sun flower chillin on a meadow with the river and a sun. Everything is personified. Everyone is bummed the fuck out.

dog licking a carrot with weird balls attached....maybe ice cream?

invisible guy with a blood fountain springing from his head with a visible foot-hand saying DOJO!

New Chain

Fight club for gays

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