Waluigi.
Mario never gets sunburn on his nose, cause hes way too cool for that. Cause fucking with him is like Russian roulette. He's cold as Qubec.
Mario says "FUCK QUEBEC"
"Mario: Foure le que-" WHAT IS THIS?
Mario enjoys spending his free time in Paris eating baguettes.
Mario is not gay and he wants to make that as clear as possible
mario trying to convince the reader that he is NOT, in fact, a homosexual.
A plumber clad in red and blue fervently denies his latent homosexuality.
Plumber wears a no homo apron to the costume party.
angry ginger kid with blue glasses
Fry from Futurama with glasses!
Not sure if Fry from Futurama, or just blonde Harry Potter without the scar
blonde stick figure eats attempting to paint
Man coughs up blood, is confused and terrified
Banksy is murdered by the police when he tries to get a regular job as a house painter.
BLUE MAN, HE KILLED MAYBE YOUR LOVE LIFE!
A blue man shooting a bitch in the face and laughing with his black friend who does NOT do crack or steal watermelons.
blue man about to shoot pink girl while brown man thinks of non smoking areas and ANTI cabbage
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!