The captain of the disguise team was distraught. "Should I dress as a racially offensive china-man or a clown tonight?"

Bob awoke from the surgery frustrated. Not only had they sewn his mouth closed, they had also replaced his nose with a light bulb filament.

Broccoli has grown arms and legs; scales block of cheese with ease.

A girl's decision to reveal her Madagascar fan-fic is met with disapproval

Pirate Piedgeotto was unmoved by Ash's attempt at performing a gust attack

The singing piano stool cheerily began her quest

Cat finds out that life with Pikachu might be difficult

captain hook sailing alone

clockwork boy attempts to attach half-eaten sausage to face in place of a nose

Earthworm santa

The impatient boxer

Money changes hands during countdown to foolishness