Purple spider with a huge chin singing a song

The singing piano stool cheerily began her quest

a talking piano stool

table wants you to sit on his face

A table with an ass fetish wishes he was a chair. Look at that chair, tho. Look at his smug-ass grin. Fucker knows how good he got it. #why

A chair smirking at table, but table seems to be annoyed by it

mr chair look at the sir table.and sir table is angry

chair and table fighting

Two tables fight.