At 3 picometers, we find the Blue Turbo Boson, sleeping.

GET ME CLOSER, GENIE! I WANT TO HIT THE SUN WITH MY HAMMER.

Yep, it's bad.

A club of meat haunting an infant.

Avatar, Avatar. Does whatever an Avatar can. Bends some air, from afar. Breaking wind, with control. Look out, here comes the Avatar!

JAWS, if made by Nickelodeon

SWEET JESUS AL MIGHTY AND MY SHITSTAINED PANTIES, IS THAT SARAH DATING MATT? OH GOD BETTER FINISH MY STUPIDLY EXPENSIVE DRINK AND MAKE CALLS

Russian baby

freckled gingers losing their spaghetti among other people, thinking everyone else are clones of one another

The bandmembers of SLAYER have been replaced with Dolan, Gooby, Dafty and Bogs

You aint fooling me, bud. I saw you hoofin' around and shoutin' NEEEEIGH to free healthcare, because you are stupid republican scum.

Super Skrull destroying Earth.

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