A man is unusually happy for his predicament, being trapped on a desert island. Unknown to him he is not Solid Snake hides on the island.

A humanoid being with very large ears (and a very large, phallic right arm) is using telepathic powers to kill another humanoid being.

Mostly illegible writing (includes the word doodle).

A girl exchanges promissory notes with an amoral multinational corporation in exchange for processed meat within a flour based consumable.

A man with a beret and a Salvador Dali moustache has painted a self portrait.

A woman with an incredible amount of chest hair has a scar in the middle of her chest and a 1# medal.

A man covered in jizz is sniffing a dick while looking at a pair of fake boobs mounted on the wall.

The painting transcendences art by daring to reject existing artistic rules; it breaks free of the frame and uses one colour. A masterpiece.

An angry man punches his CRT computer monitor because the mods 404'd his thread on hot traps.

A blue whale attempts to eat a green mouldy version of the rabbit thing from Donnie Darko.

Batman sits on a park bench and says "Damn bro!".

A man uses a dead mouse to play a game of croquet with.

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