A guy with a broken head
A happy blue-eyed guy, but his had is split down the middle.
nasty paper cut
You have received a package containing your daughters severed toe. You will look for them. You will find them. And you will kill them.
Blue Captain Spock Keels dem
A humanoid being with very large ears (and a very large, phallic right arm) is using telepathic powers to kill another humanoid being.
Bob Dylan
lemon firing tanks running from neurophen
Someone sucks at tanks.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!