John got desperate.

Kids don't know about fishes.

tooo fortayyyyy

Hairy man sees a mysterious 3-tiered cake

A public exhibition of sado-masochism in a meadow on a beautiful, sunny day.

I feel like this is a Homestuck reference. Um. Anyway. Black cat wants a vodka mutini. Is being relatively polite about it.

Someone clearly upset with this website. Perhaps he should do some yoga to calm down.

Malenkov's endless chins

Poorly drawn red cube. Artist has no idea about geometry and therefore would fail as a Renaissance artist.