Draw what you had for breakfast!

this black cat stares into my soul... i want to punch it in the face

I feel like this is a Homestuck reference. Um. Anyway. Black cat wants a vodka mutini. Is being relatively polite about it.

black spider with green eyes.

Evil version of Spider Man.\

" i'm a gOuse molngr fucker" -goose

a vulgar goose announces, "i'm a gOuse, molnor fucker"

I'm a Goose, Mother F***er!

i'm a goose, mother fucker!

a very rude duck

A scene from snail porn