Doodle or Die

two native martian birds bathe in a pond of red sulfur as they gaze up at their beautiful martian evening sky.

Doodle or Die

A man obsessed with a blue rose has locked himself indoors to stare at the single potted flower.. drawing pictures of he and it together.

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Cockatoo in space.

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a naked woman who hasn't shaved her armpits in 17 years is squirting confetti all over the grim reaper.

a slender egg is hatching in an oak tree using its single hatched tentacle to lure a snake in for super..

unacceptable says retarded version of spongebob to a young lad

A failure Artist, get's kicked to the streets and is now homeless

Earth goes to hell. No heaven no enlightenment. just straight to hell.

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The Earths floral feet and magma spine.

fire, water, and a modern potato.

New hotdog with lettuce.. only at tacobell.

a man is perplexed by a retarded owl.

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